Green porno

5 April 2009

Is Isabella Rossellini the only woman who can be elegant while humping a giant model of a fly? I think so.

I just discovered her Green Porno series on the Sundance channel, which totally blows my mind. Basically a set of mini webisodes pantomiming in graphic detail the mating habits of insects and sea creatures, Green Porno has it all: snail sadomasochism, 69ing earthworms, nymphomaniac flies, hermaphroditic fish. The sets and costume design smack of lower school plays, giving each minute-long episode an ironic charm. It’s especially funny how she plays the male animal in each mating pair, her silky, feminine voice explaining the unspeakable things she intends to do to her invertebrate lovers.